Sunday, 29 May 2016

No Polo Today

Unfortunately we will not be playing polo today. Normal service will be resumed next week.

Monday, 23 May 2016

Sunday, 22 May 2016

Back To Number One

An excellent session last week saw Sir Richard Long Mallard comfortably win the day by seven clear points. Cracking goals and some very good passing moves ensured that not only did he win the day but also regained his #1 ranking. 

The Hard Court Sheriff, played a great all round game with some great shots and marvellous defensive moves. He even passed the ball too. He put in his best performance of the season so far to come second on the day. Well done Paul

Young Jack hacked his way to third place on the day although he did score some incredible goals.

Nick was the top scorer on the day with 18 goals although this could have been more as in one game he had at least 18 shots on target before he eventually got one in. 

Kol didn’t do very well on the day and stumbled into 5th spot. He scored a couple of impressive goals but his highlight of the day was  completing the “Four Corners & The Spot” in an incredible 53 seconds. The first player to get under the one minute mark.

Mr Roger only got to sing “I am the on one only” nine times but when he does sing it, he sings it well.

Dean came along and did a bit of reffing which is always amusing.

Oh, Carl “The Iceman” was there too.

Monday, 16 May 2016

Sunday, 15 May 2016



It was great to see Markus joining us again last Sunday but it wasn’t his excellent skills, his not losing a single game or his almost scoring all the goals that impressed us on the day. It was his most excellent celebration after scoring a cracking goal. Riding back to his own half with hands raised triumphantly in the air and a victorious smile on his face things soon started to go wrong. His front wheel started lifting. Slowly at first but then faster and faster until eventually (unable to unclip in time) he found himself flat on his back on the center spot with his bicycle still attached. An excellent celebration Markus and well done on a convincing win.


Last week saw the second instalment of our new Four Corners and the Spot game. Kol went first (to show how it’s done) but that didn’t go too well and he got his worst time so far. Markus put in a good performance and got a best time of 1:03 just 1 second behind the current fastest time of 1:02. David  put in a good 2nd round time of 1:15 to take 2nd place on the day. PC Paul couldn’t beat his first round time of  1:17 and finished 3rd.
Now then Young Jack just hasn’t got the hang of this game yet. Hacking and wafting will not do the job young man. He got an incredible 2:34 in his first round. We don’t have a time for his 2nd round as we think he is still going ...and going ......and going .......and going.

Tuesday, 10 May 2016

"Mix It Up" Sunday 8th May 2016

It was very hot but we had a lot of fun. Thanks to Dave and Markus for joining us today. Well done everyone.

The Results

The Goal Scorers

Team Performance

The Games

Sunday, 8 May 2016

Its Gonna Be A Hot One

Get yer vests out. Its gonna be a hot one. Wellington Lane Hardcourt 2pm. Everyone welcome.

Sunday, 1 May 2016

"Mix It Up" Sunday 1st May 2016

What a fun day. Well done everyone

The Results

The Goal Scorers

The Games


You all remember summer don’t you. You know.... That time of year when there is a 95% chance of rain, occasional snow storms, definitely some hail and every now and again the sky gets all weird and catches fire. The big yellow burning blob can sometimes get so hot that we may have to take a layer or two off. 

This is a very rare event and not may people have seen it. So if you’ve not witnessed it before please... DO NOT LOOK DIRECTLY AT THE BURNING YELLOW BLOB IN THE SKY. No it won’t damage your eyes or anything like that but while you are mesmerised by the phenomenon someone will steal the ball off you and score a goal. Helicopters are distracting too so don’t look at them either .... oh and kids on them silly little motorbikes and Young Jack (he’s very distracting) pay no attention to him.