Monday, 26 October 2015

Sunday, 25 October 2015

Double Dean & The Long Mallard

Two weeks ago saw an epic battle between Richard “Long mallard” Franks and Dean “Double Dean” Dent. Both players were on top form. Although Dean won the most games Richard was involved in all 5 of the bonus point games putting him equal with Dean at the top with 22 points. It was only goal difference that separated them at the end of the day with Richard eventually winning. Very unlucky Dean. A great performance by both. Well done both.

Between the hacking and giggling Young Jack put in another great performance and secured his third successive third place. Well done Jack. Maybe this week you could come second or even first. Well done Jack.

Newbie Jacob put in a great performance at his first “Mix It Up” session coming in forth place beating Carl on goal difference. He even managed to score a goal and has gone straight in as the forth ranked player. Well done Jacob.

Despite an excellent performance and a lot of singing “I am the One and Only” Mr Roger only managed 6th place on the day. We wont mention “Hard Court Sheriff’s” or “The Statsman’s” performance apart from to say that they didn’t do very well. 

This week is the last week of the Autumn season. Don’t worry though the winter season starts next week. Richard is well out in front at the top of the table and unless he doesn’t play today and we all play a gazillion games it looks like he is staying there. Poor performances this week from Kol and Paul could see them lose their second and third places with Dean, Mr Roger, Jack and Nick all within striking distance. Its going to be a very interesting day indeed so come along and let’s play polo.

Sunday, 11 October 2015

"Mix It Up" Sunday 11th October 2015

What a great day. Well done everyone.

The Results

The Goal Scorers

The Games

Welcome To The Court Of Fun

Good morning Jack
Can I help you son?
Its polo day
And up for fun
You’re a big boy now
Or so they say
So if ride
We’ll let you play

Double Dean
With the feather-light touch
Showed us 360 moves
He’s got that just right
Paul and Carl
The Brothers grim
Mr Roger on the prowl
“One and Only” just in

Welcome to the court of fun
Our bike polo stage
Welcome to the court of fun
Welcome boys girls and men
It’s time to come and play
Welcome to the court of

N-n-n-n-n-n-no no Nick
You misunderstood
Stay out the D
Dean said the goal’s no good
A fit of rage
On the polo stage
“I’m having that
Now get out my way”

Welcome to the court of fun
Our bike polo stage
Welcome boys girls and men
It’s time to come and play

Welcome to the court

Come and join us. Wellington Lane Hardcourt, Hull Every Sunday form 2pm

Sunday, 4 October 2015

Big Bangs and Origami

Sunday saw a very warm muggy September day which seemed to come off the back off a wet and changeable period. Seven foolhardy polo-sters turned up with glee in their eyes and fire in their bellies. But the reality left us all sapped of energy and devoid of much conversation.

Having said that we had another jolly good session with the characteristic comedic events. Mr Roger “The One and Only” ended up following through only to emerge wearing the goal like the cape of Joseph Merrick. PC Paul decided to stop dead in front of a player thus giving us a detailed lesson in wheel origami and Sir Richard Long Malard of Dickiness spectacularly burst his rear tyre spraying the court in tube healing slime.

Also some polo was played! In fact Mr Roger played exceedingly well dethroning Sir Richard Long Franks from his recent success.

Unfortunately it didn’t go well for Kol who answered so many questions about the rules that he was distracted and finished last. 

In other news Dean “Double Dean” finished 4th. Which should please him!

This week is Sunday Funday. So put your bike jumble finds to good use (Paul) and bring a friend for lots of fun and jollity


Wellington Lane Hardcourt From 2pm Today