It's a Gibbon

Only two more weeks until the end of the "Mix It Up" spring league and Nick is way out front. After a lot of calculations it would appear that Nick's #1 spot "is a gibbon" and he shall be crowned League Champion in two weeks time.

Adam has made a valiant attempt to take the number one spot but after a couple of weeks of poor results he now finds himself in a second place struggle with Kol. In a recent statement Adam said, "I'm taking my bat and ball home. Dummy has been spat out. I'm not playing anymore. **sulking**." Kol had a terrible week last week and managed to come last and drop from second to third. He did keep his cool though and managed to get through the whole session without getting angry or throwing his bike around. Reports are that later on that day he took his anger out on a sculpture of a Hippopotamus  Eye witnesses said that the devastation left after his outburst was an outrage and "No animal should be treated like that...even if it is made of concrete. The hippopotamus has since requested a DNA test.

Return of the "River Horse". Young Jack makes his return today after missing last weeks session. With a lack of shouting last week we are looking forward to Jack's return. Bring on those calls of "Get out of the way Jack!"and "Other way Jack".

A huge mid table battle is taking place at the moment Dean "Double Dean" Dent, Bryan "Head Up Bryan", Col "Big Red and Mr Roger are all in contention for the third place spot. A good result for any of them today could see dramatic changes in the table. Our pundits have been hard at work and "Big Red" is their favourite to succeed this week, Bryan and Mr Roger will be battling hard all the way to the final week and Dean "Double Dean" Dent will fall off a lot and miss a lot of open goals.

BRING ON THE POLO!