Last week saw the return of Andy “Gandhi”. The cheeky chap soon showed us that tossing it off at uni can dramatically improve your bicycle polo skills. I don’t think that he fell off at all which is a vast improvement for Andy. After scoring a hat trick in his first game he continued with his excellent form and went on to win the session without losing a single game. Well done “Gandhi” it is good to have you back.
Andy’s victory was overshadowed by another poloist returning to the court after a prolonged absence. Will “Crappy Foot” came back to the court possible to show off his turning skills but more importantly to score the best goal of the session. Kol “The Statsman”, “The One and Only” Mr Roger and Will were 4-2 down against “The Shouty One”, “Gandhi, and “Young Jack”. Disappointed by the score line Mr Roger said “Come on, we can do this” and as he crossed the halfway line he made a quick pass to Kol who made an even quicker pass to Will and then the magic happened. A first time shot from “Crappy Foot” saw the ball fly straight in to the back of the net (We don’t have any nets but you get the idea). It was a cracking goal and also the best passing move of the day. Well done Will.
Now then I think it must be about time that we enforced a “No Giggling” rule on the court. “Young Jack” I’m directing this at you. Nick had to borrow Andy’s bike after his freewheel broke. Now “Young Jack” found the idea of Nick riding Andy’s bike very amusing and started to giggle but after Nick nearly rode straight into the wall shouting “Your brakes don’t f&$%^ng work” Jack fell to pieces. His giggling became so uncontrollable the he could hardly ride his bike and eventually fell off. It was amusing but that was far too much giggling for one person.
It has been arranged for the weather to be a bit cooler today. Hopefully this will stop Richard “Long Mallet” from leaking all over the court again.
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