Starter for 10

What a great start to the season!. 10 players, new balls, Jaffa cakes and a whole lotta fun. 

Mr Roger had a great start to the season coming first with a clear six points ahead of the rest. Young Jack put in an excellent performance coming in second but it was close. Jack, newbie Jon and Andy were only separated by goal difference for 2nd, 3rd and 4th spot.

Although Adam couldn’t stay for the full session he still managed to get 6th spot, winning 3 out of his 4 games. Well done Sir. Mild mannered Will put in an excellent performance. His first time in a full mix it up session saw some nice blocking and some excellent air shots. Swapping between bikes seemed to be his downfall. As soon as he gets his own bike he will definitely be a force to be reckoned with.

PC Paul made his debut and although a bit shaky to start with managed to score a goal. Unfortunately the goal was immediately disallowed what with being a “shuffle” and all that. Undeterred Paul battled on and soon got hit first match play goal. Well done Paul it was a cracker.

Although Nick and Kol scored the most goals on the day, this did not reflect on their final positions. Kol only managed to come in 7th place and Nick came in 9th. Kol blamed his poor performance on Young Jack constantly offering Jaffa cakes out when he was trying to organised the games. Speaking off the record Kol said, “The little f****r really does annoy me at times. I mean really annoys me....for @*@!s sake Jack stop it enough is enough.......just stop laughing......one day I will @*^@ing  kick you up the  *@!*&@ing ......”, and speaking on the record Kol said “He’s a lovely lad and does make me laugh”.

Will we see the return of Big Red today? And will Mr Roger keep his place at the top. Can’t wait....see you all at 2.