Volume levels are expected to drop at Hull Bicycle Polo’s Sunday session after the unexpected news that ECB Bruisers superstar and HBP’s current top seeded player will not be available this week.
Official sources said that East Coast Bicycles shop owner Nick would not be available to play this Sunday due to a family holiday.
Rumours throughout the Hull Bicycle Polo community have been spreading fast. Anonymous players have made comments such as “He’s just trying to project his position in the seeding”, “Scared of It”, “Nick doesn’t have holidays” and “Which one’s Nick?..... is he the shouty one”. In an official statement Nick said “I really am going on holiday” and raising his voice slightly, “Why don’t you believe me?”. Unfortunately we cannot publish any more of Nick’s comments as some of his words were very rude. On hearing the news that Nick would not be playing, HBP’s youngest player Jack said “whooohoo”.
Hull Bicycle Polo meet as usual 2pm this Sunday at Welly Lane Hardcourt.
Whatever your opinion on Nick’s absence you can be certain of one thing.
It will a lot quieter this Sunday.
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