Sunday, 30 June 2013
Sunday 30th June
A very hot session today. Well done to Mr Roger who gets his first "Mix It Up" win. Big Red almost got first spot but lost out on goal difference. Well done to everyone who played.
Let's Get Shouty
It’s Hot, Hot, Hot ... Let’s Get Shouty
... and Don’t Lose Your Bottle
Nick (The Shouty One) is still dominant at the top of the table but as we all know he gets very grumpy in the heat. Today’s temperatures are expected to get up to 23 degrees so expect Nick’s grumpiness to rise accordingly. I suspect there will be a lot shouting, falling off and possibly another attempt to throw his bike out of the court. Hopefully today we will some of our favourite sayings from Nick such as, “Get out of the way Jack”, “Where are you?”, “I can’t do it all on my own” and my personal favourite, “Sorry...sorry...sorry...”.
Dean and Big Red are still battling for second and third spot in the league. Big Red is only 3 points in front of Dean. Time to put your personal battle to sleep for a week boys. A good team effort by both of you today could see you catch Nick at the top. Come on boys lets “Get Shouty”.
After a three week absence Kol is back. When asked if he was match fit Kol said “I’ve never been match fit in the past so why should this Sunday be any different?” and “I can’t wait to get back on the court, hit some balls and “Get Shouty”.
Newbie “Mad Anthony” made a good first impression coming 3rd in last weeks “Mix it Up” session. Lots of spectacular falls and some very good close play. I’ve not seen it yet but I’m sure he too can “Get Shouty”. Watch out people Mad Anthony’s about.
A bit of Health and safety.
It’s going to be very hot today so bring plenty of water. We don’t want you peeps dehydrating. Young Jack please note that the water is for drinking and not for squirting at Dean
Monday, 24 June 2013
A Blast From ThePast
7th June 2012 saw our first ever practice session. A lot of rain, broken bottles and fun. It seems like such a long time ago now. WOW
Sunday, 23 June 2013
Rain Stops Play
Unfortunately polo is cancelled today due to the weather. It is forecast for rain from 8am until 8pm. Unless you like water polo there is no point in turning up. Hopefully normal service will be resumed next week.
Monday, 17 June 2013
Sunday, 16 June 2013
Totally the Wrong Way Nick
Last seasons classic “Wrong Way Jack” was topped last week with an unbelievable effort from “The Shouty One”. As you all will remember (how could we forget) last season Young Jack was faced with an open goal and in a moment of madness forget which way he was going and cleared the ball. Last week Nick went one better. With Big Red covering goal and the attacking team way up the court, there was no pressure on Nick to drop back and sweep up the ball. Instead lunacy struck and Nick swept across the front of goal and took a shot. Luckily Big Red made a great save. Big Red then reminded Nick in a courteous manner that they were on the “same f***kin team”. Was this a moment of madness or was Nick deliberately trying to ruin Big Reds chances of topping the league. Luckily Nick remembered who was on his side and they went on to win 4-2.
Kol will not be playing again this week due to injury but will be along to ref. This will give young Jack the opportunity to climb above him in the league.
We are all concerned about “Young Jack” at the moment. We have noticed changes in his behaviour recently and Jack’s current obsession with decorating his bike with fluffy chicks along with the video evidence from last Sunday’s session, where we can clearly hear what can only be described as the screams of a tortured young girl go to prove what we have all been thinking ... Jack has been possessed by the ghost of Shirley Temple..... “On the good ship lollipop.....”
In other news;
Will “Double Dean” Dent stop missing open goals this week.
Sunday, 9 June 2013
Sunday 9th June
Another good session. Nick gets his form back and Big Red gets a good 2nd place on goal difference.
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