You all remember summer don’t you. You know.... That time of year when there is a 95% chance of rain, occasional snow storms, definitely some hail and every now and again the sky gets all weird and catches fire. The big yellow burning blob can sometimes get so hot that we may have to take a layer or two off.
This is a very rare event and not may people have seen it. So if you’ve not witnessed it before please... DO NOT LOOK DIRECTLY AT THE BURNING YELLOW BLOB IN THE SKY. No it won’t damage your eyes or anything like that but while you are mesmerised by the phenomenon someone will steal the ball off you and score a goal. Helicopters are distracting too so don’t look at them either .... oh and kids on them silly little motorbikes and Young Jack (he’s very distracting) pay no attention to him.
LET’S PLAY POLO
WELLINGTON LANE HARDCOURT, HU3 1SQ. 2PM