The met office have issued a yellow warning today. Apparently the “Yellow” warning means “be aware”. I like to think that I am aware most days. It would be chaos if you weren’t aware all the time. You’d be walking into doors, falling down stairs and most probably missing your mouth when eating (if you even manage to cook your food without burning it). Why choose yellow? I like a lot of things that are yellow like bananas, rubber ducks, YELLOW CAR, canaries, daffodils, custard etc. Even that big burning thing in the sky is yellow most of the time and on the few occasions that it has been visible, it has made me very happy.
Apparently all the rain in the world is going to fall on Hull today and the wind is going to be blowing so hard that it may just blow your head off. “Stay at home” “batten down the hatches”, “lock up your daughters”, “run for cover”, “It’s the end of the world as we know it”, It’s going to be like “The Day After Tomorrow”. I can see it, it’s started. I may be exaggerating but the weather is not looking too good for todays session.
STAY TUNED! IF NONE OF THE ABOVE HAPPENS WE WILL PLAY POLO TODAY!!