Saturday, 27 April 2013

My New Right Foot


A good turn out for last Sunday’s “Mix It Up” session. 8 players and a lot of  great goals, skilful passing, swearing and falling off. 

Big Red made his long awaited return and came in at an impressive 6th place. Not bad considering it was only a few weeks ago that his leg was amputated. Looks like prosthetic limbs are the way forward. Rumours are that he is thinking of having his right arm removed and replaced with a mallet. We asked a senior surgeon at the NHS what he thought of this procedure. He commented “Are you mad?...get out of my office before I call security...and for god’s sake put some clothes on.”

Adam managed to scrape his private parts across the full length of his bike. A very nasty and spectacular looking incident which could have been a lot worse. Luckily his bike survived.

This weeks session looks like it could be a bit short on numbers as Mr Roger and Adam are off doing the Heart of the Wolds Cycle Sportive. Good luck guys. Bryan and Mark are also absent as they are in Whitby chasing (or being chased by) Goths.

As usual we meet at 2pm at Wellington Lane Hardcourt. Everyone welcome to come and have a go.




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